Funny Guide To The 10 Types Of Bras in The Life of Every Woman

• 01

  The Workhorse

  
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  The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
  

• 02

  The Bat Bra

  
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  The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
  

• 03

  The Useless Boob Bedazzler

  
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  No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
  

• 04

  The Aspirational Brassiere

  
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  Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
  

• 05

  Sir Pokes-a-Lot

  
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  The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
  

• 06

  The Deceiver

  
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  The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
  

• 07

  The Great Descender

  
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  The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
  

• 08

  The Heavy Hitter

  
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  Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
  

• 09

  The Interloper

  
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  A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?! ALIEN BRA INVASION OMG.
  

• 10

  The Vise

  
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  Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
  

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